Help Wanted Ad Makes Some Specific Demands
MIAMI BEACH, FL – JULY 05: A ”Now Hiring” sign is seen in the store front window on July 5, 2012 in Miami Beach, Florida. The ADP released the National Employment Report which showed that employment in the U.S. nonfarm private business sector increased by 176,000 from May to June on a seasonally adjusted basis.The government will release its closely watched employment report for June on Friday. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Talk about picky. A “help wanted” sign posted in the window of one U.S. butcher makes a number of very specific demands for applicants.
Posted on Reddit by CaptTripps86, the sign reads, “Please do not apply if you oversleep, have no alarm clock, have no car, have court often, have no babysitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tires every week, have to hold onto a cell phone all day, or become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day.
Must be able to remember to come back to work after lunch.” Neither the name of the butcher shop nor its location have been revealed.
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